Mermaid

I had a stint with mermaid fantasies when I was a kid. The thought I would shake it off when I grow up was a mistake. It is still the best fantasy I ever had. Living with mermaids. I think I got the concept from a movie, not even sure if it was a dream. Thus goes my memory...Hero trapped in water is rescued by mermaids....Grey shining tails, brown hair with Amy Lee looks, fast movements, not sure how it happens but the hero starts living with them in spite of of being a human....falls in love with one....Hero's ship comes back looking for him....He gets back on board....His mermaid lover taken along with him.....Thrown back to water.....She along with a few mermaid friends of her looks on as the ship moves away.

I never saw a better mermaid, but have seen nearly close ones. One in a song....The protagonist sits dreaming of a mermaid in a coffee shop....He going down the sea....In full diving suit.....She removing it....Making him a part of the sea....The mermaid was colorful...Voluptuous....But not graceful or innocent. He shakes of his dream just to notice that the waitress was the mermaid he just saw.

Other a guy busy lonely in his apartment...Night time...Nothing to do....Hears thumping sound ...Makes it to the window....There she is on the road...Beckoning him down...Guy is not surprised...Just keeps on staring.

Wonder how she looks if she were a mermaid. Unlike previous posts this time I reveal my poison. Kate Winslet. We would definitely miss her gorgeous legs. But she should be an ideal candidate to be a mermaid. What a creature. Some times I think god is a sadist. Why had he given me instincts which I can't pursue or achieve. But anybody has to admit to his craftsmanship. Michelangelo, you are a loser.

She is a "champagne bomb". You have every reason to wonder what it is. Even I did when I first came across the term. It is a candy. Got it from a book. May be you can get it in Tokyo. The protagonist who lived in Tokyo was a big consumer of the same. When you hunt for female beauty in all its rawness what else can you zero on if not Kate. She can burn holes in rock. I don't know what she is, but her characters are chosen with care. Not all, the ship saga was a disaster.

Wish I could kidnap her. Not on a gunpoint or knife point. Not sure if there is another way of doing it. Ofcourse there is the possibility of luring someone in to a trap. But that doesn't look like a feasible method considering the age of the person I want. Lets forget for a while the most difficult part of the activity, the part of kidnapping process in itself.

The following maynot seem like rational thoughts to anyone, but its my blog afterall. I do expect some character and manners from my hostage. I guess you all understand the progress we have made in the activity. I expect her to be calm, brave, intelligent, rational and ofcourse optimistic about the whole affair. But I will definitely use a handcuff she shouldn't get a feeling that she is not under bondage.

We shall go for a ride. In a desert, a ride lasting say five hours. I don't know why she never makes a sound. I keep on playing heavy metal music. I talk. I really wonder if she following, am least concerned. Talking for 5 hours in a stretch, its going to be even my maiden effort. Will drop her in the next gas station. I don't actually do anything. Will just stop the car. Hope she swims out. Well the interesting part if I wish if all of this is a coincidence. She, me, desert, the car...etc. I should be relieved from the responsibility of making choices. Ah...Desert under the water, I know it sounds awful enough, even more embarrassing would be me trying to drive a car in there with a tail to handle the pedals instead of legs and a lady by my side whom I should prevent from swimming away.